Headline: “Florida Woman Wins Powerball”

I didn’t win the lott’ry

so I guess I’ll do my chores.

I’ll wash up the breakfast dishes and

I’ll sweep up all the floors.

I’ll make the bed and pick up stuff and

to show I’m not a quitter,

I’ll go downstairs and face the task

of cleaning up kitty litter.

And when the house is all cleaned up

I’ll recognize with sorrow

that every thing that I just did

must be done again tomorrow.