The Cookie Elf

Today I had a visitor.

It was the Cookie Elf.

She mixed and baked the cookies.

Then she placed them on my shelf.

She took the flour and sugar,

added in the choc’late chips,

enriched with fine ingredients

that taste good on the lips.

The oven took its perfect part

in turning batter gold.

Warm cookies from the oven

are a fine thing to behold!

So now I can have cookies

with a glass of ice-cold milk….

a taste treat for the ages

that slips down as smooth as silk.    

Please come again, Cookie Elf!

Poor John

I rose up feeling happy,

with a smile upon my face —

stepped outside my bedroom–

smile was gone, without a trace.

Poor John.

The dog had an unhappy night,

for there, outside my door,

I saw  my friendly buddy

had to poop upon the floor.

Poor John.

I went to my computer,

ordered up a new device.

It would clean the dirty carpet

and would leave things looking nice!

Smart John.

But then I got a message

that gave me a second shock:

They’d like to fill my order,

but the cleaner’s Not in Stock.

Poor John.

So I petted friendly buddy,

with her big head on my lap,

and went back to my bedroom.

Guess it’s time to take a nap.

Poor John.

But I rose to face the music.

Faced the challenge with a shrug.

And got down on my hands and knees

and cleaned the dirty rug.

Poor John

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Poor John

I rose up feeling happy,

with a smile upon my face —

stepped outside my bedroom–

smile was gone, without a trace.

Poor John.

The dog had an unhappy night,

for there, outside my door,

I saw  my friendly buddy

had to poop upon the floor.

Poor John.

I went to my computer,

ordered up a new device.

It would clean the dirty carpet

and would leave things looking nice!

Smart John.

But then I got a message

that gave me a second shock:

They’d like to fill my order,

but the cleaner’s Not in Stock.

Poor John.

So I petted friendly buddy,

with her big head on my lap,

and went back to my bedroom.

Guess it’s time to take a nap.

Poor John.

But I rose to face the music.

Faced the challenge with a shrug.

And got down on my hands and knees

and cleaned the dirty rug.

Poor John

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Poor John

I rose up feeling happy,

with a smile upon my face —

stepped outside my bedroom–

smile was gone, without a trace.

Poor John.

The dog had an unhappy night,

for there, outside my door,

I saw  my friendly buddy

had to poop upon the floor.

Poor John.

I went to my computer,

ordered up a new device.

It would clean the dirty carpet

and would leave things looking nice!

Smart John.

But then I got a message

that gave me a second shock:

They’d like to fill my order,

but the cleaner’s Not in Stock.

Poor John.

So I petted friendly buddy,

with her big head on my lap,

and went back to my bedroom.

Guess it’s time to take a nap.

Poor John.

But I rose to face the music.

Faced the challenge with a shrug.

And got down on my hands and knees

and cleaned the dirty rug.

Poor John

1

Poor John

I rose up feeling happy,

with a smile upon my face —

stepped outside my bedroom–

smile was gone, without a trace.

Poor John.

The dog had an unhappy night,

for there, outside my door,

I saw  my friendly buddy

had to poop upon the floor.

Poor John.

I went to my computer,

ordered up a new device.

It would clean the dirty carpet

and would leave things looking nice!

Smart John.

But then I got a message

that gave me a second shock:

They’d like to fill my order,

but the cleaner’s Not in Stock.

Poor John.

So I petted friendly buddy,

with her big head on my lap,

and went back to my bedroom.

Guess it’s time to take a nap.

Poor John.

But I rose to face the music.

Faced the challenge with a shrug.

And got down on my hands and knees

and cleaned the dirty rug.

Poor John

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DAR

The DAR admitted me.

They said that they could show

that they could trace a “patriot”

far back as they could go!

My mother’s father’s fam’ly

had a robust fam’ly tree,

and when they shook its branches,

well, they climbed right down to me!