National Weather Service Blizzard Warning

They say a blizzard’s coming in.

‘Twill hit most ev’ry state.

For some: an inconvenience.

For some: ‘twill devastate.

They say we all should Quick!  Get ready!

I’ve done my part!

I’m holding steady!

I’ve got an ice axe standing by with

bottled Starbucks in good supply.