I’m a Real Macho Man.
I fire my gun whenever I can.
No one tells ME what to do.
I can shoot babies.
I can shoot you.
I’m a Real Macho Man.
I fire my gun whenever I can.
No one tells ME what to do.
I can shoot babies.
I can shoot you.
Cats are good companions,
cute and friendly ‘round the house.
Where there’s a Cat-in-Residence,
you rarely see a mouse.
We need to think it over, and
include in all our talks,
what the long-range plan will be
to clean the litter box.
Now they’re killing baby girls.
Our children are expendable.
Don’t bother to ask the NRA:
their answers are dependable.
“We have our Rights!. Our Rights are All!.
We want our Rights, you see!
We want our Right to Carry Arms,
not Responsibility!”
Oh, well.
Our schools are becoming killing fields
for the reckless and the mad.
Our kids are moving targets for the
troubled and the sad.
The child who dies is yours today.
It may be mine tomorrow.
Each parent faces every day
with the dread of death and sorrow.
Oh, well.
Now, Google says that it might snow.
The thought sets me aquiver.
We’re coping now with wind and rain.
Do we also have to shiver?
I live alone with three old cats.
My cats live here with me.
There are pros and cons to three old cats,
but, they’re good company.
.
It’s the Wettest November in History.
The weather’s plain Cranky and Cold.
The Climate Change is Getting to Me.
This rain is becoming Old.
We’re used to steady dampness.
But, this rain’s just plain WET.
The question that occurs to me:
How Wet Can a Wet Month Get?
Four young high school students are dead.
More will surely die.
Students and teachers lay
puddled in blood.
Again, we’re asking: Why?
Oh, well.
Our December meeting’s coming up.
I hope that you can make it.
(If you haven’t read your book,
you’re smart enough to fake it).
So, plan to come around eleven
for literary thinking.
Then, plan to stay around for lunch,
for food and champagne drinking.
We’ll celebrate emergence from
Dark Days that we’ll remember.
And thank the Loving Gods above
that we’ll meet in December.
There’s hateful and stupid and crazy and mean
and all gradations in between.
Who can know the mind of a man
who’s bent to kill any way that he can?