Daylight Saving Time

That time is coming up again.

We have to change our clocks.

It’s just about as pleasant as

rewearing dirty socks.

It’s just about as useful as

a car on cement blocks.

And, we could learn a thing or two

from little Goldilocks.

The Standard Time we have right now

works fine both day and night.

Why don’t we all just make the call

and say this time’s Just Right?

Dirty Dishes

There are dirty dishes in my sink.

It’s just impossible to think

that I’m the one who left them there…

 there’s no one else the blame to share…

I asked a genie for some wishes –

that he’d clean up the dirty dishes.

But, no, they’re still just waiting there….

I’m asking you:  is that quite fair?