Samantha is a friendly cat.
She doesn’t ask for much.
She likes a well-filled belly.
She likes a gentle touch.
She likes to find a quiet place
where she can take a nap.
And she prefers that place to be
on some well-padded lap.
Samantha is a friendly cat.
She doesn’t ask for much.
She likes a well-filled belly.
She likes a gentle touch.
She likes to find a quiet place
where she can take a nap.
And she prefers that place to be
on some well-padded lap.
The rabbits have all disappeared.
They‘re absent from my yard.
Perhaps they’ve gone to find a place
where winter’s not so hard.
Perhaps they’ve gone to find a place
where they would rather be.
I hope wherever they have gone
it’s far away from me.
I’m writing to the President.
I only have one plea.
Can’t we agree upon One Time,
and then just let it be?
My candle burns for all the world.
Its flame stands clear and true.
It shines for people ev’rywhere,
and it also shines for you.
There are clocks on the table
and clocks by the door.
And clocks I don’t know
what they’re for.
There’s a clock on the stove
and clocks on the wall
and clocks on nails
running down the hall.
There are clocks by the bed
and a clock on my arm
and some with a shrill
wake up alarm!
There’s a clock in the car
and the microwave
and some are programmed
with times to save.
And they all have to be changed.
I’m changing my clocks an hour back.
The semi-annual Clock Attack.
It’s a stupid, useless, pointless chore.
I sure don’t know what it is for.
They’re messing with our time again,
a process I bemoan.
The time was working well for me.
Why can’t they leave it alone?
An “atmospheric river of rain”
is pouring from the sky –
erasing ling’ring mem’ries of
a summer that was hot and dry.
May peace be with you through this day.
May truth and honor guide you.
May wisdom mark the words you say.
May courage walk beside you.
My eggplant’s getting moldy.
It gets mushier ev’ry day.
I never plan to cook it.
It cost too much to throw away.