I’m in the race for President.
I hope I’ll have your vote.
My platform is an easy one,
and from it you may quote.
No chores.
That’s it.
Full stop.
Just quit.
If you are sixty-five.
You’ve done your chores
for all these years
that you have been alive.
You don’t sign up.
You don’t enroll.
No deadline you must meet.
Just join with all us oldsters
who are voting with our feet.
So put your feet up on your couch
and vote along with me,
and you’ll live in a country
where us seniors are Chore Free!
Living the Aging Life 