Olivia of Apple Support

Olivia has me on her list.

She’s like the Hounds of Hell.

Even though I do resist,

it isn’t working well.

The phone rings many times a day.

She calls from Apple Support.

And though I cut her off each time,

she Steadfastly Storms my Fort.

The phone rings and I run for it.

I scurry down the hall.

I leap up every time it rings.

I just don’t learn at all.

It could be something interesting—

like my Beloved Child.

Or maybe Publisher’s Clearing House!

 Wouldn’t that be Wild!

I ordered up “Call Blocking”

so I try to stop her ring.

She must have “Call Unlocking”

‘cause it doesn’t do a thing.

I lift the phone quite eagerly

But I begin to whine.

There she is again….

Olivia’s on the line.