There are spiders in my bathtub,
and, to me, that’s creepy-crawly.
But, The Times says they’re just lonely
and they want to mate, By Golly!
They know that winter’s coming
and they know their lives will end.
So, they want a little company,
They’re looking for a friend.
I’ll try to share my house with them.
In fact, I have no choice.
But when they leave my bathtub
I will certainly rejoice.