Spiders in My Bathtub

There are spiders in my bathtub,

and, to me, that’s creepy-crawly.

But, The Times says they’re just lonely

and they want to mate, By Golly!

They know that winter’s coming

and they know their lives will end.

So, they want a little company,

They’re looking for a friend.

I’ll try to share my house with them.

In fact, I have no choice.

But when they leave my bathtub

I will certainly rejoice.