“Good morning, Ma’am.
My name is Bard.
I’m calling about
your credit card.
Our computer was hacked.
(Ain’t that a bummer?)
I have to re-enter
your VISA number.
Sure, I can wait.
Won’t be but a minute.
You can check your purse
and see what’s in it.
On what date does the card expire?
(Just a few more questions
before you tire).
I need the safety code on back.
(It’s just because of this
Hack Attack).
Now, please confirm your billing address.
(I’m almost done, I do confess).
And,will you please re-spell your name
so all our records are the same?
That’s all I need.
I thank you, Ma’am.
You’ve made me a
Very Happy Man.”