If I Were King

If I were King of England

I would never make my bed.

I wouldn’t do my shopping.

I’d send some one else instead.

I wouldn’t clean the litter box.

I wouldn’t hunt the unpaired socks.

I’d entertain distinguished bores.

But never, ever, do my chores.

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