Breakfast Menu

“Good morning, Ma’am.

My name is John.

Today I’ll be your waiter.

Do you prefer to order now?

Or shall I come back later?

There’s nothing I can recommend.

On that, you’re on your own.

(I have a lot of allergies.

I bring my lunch from home).

That couple sitting over there?

Oh, they’re just hard to please.

They said they found some moldy bits

right there amongst the cheese.

They didn’t like their omelet.

They said the eggs were runny.

Their fried potatoes weren’t done.

Their bacon tasted funny.

I’m sorry that you’ve changed your mind…

It would have been my pleasure

to serve you all your choices

while you breakfasted at leisure.”

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