Potato Chips

I love a crisp potato chip –

a salty crunch upon my lip.

The pack is open till it’s done,

‘cuz no one – EVER! – ate just one.

The one who made potato chips

did lasting damage to my hips.

And did a number on my waist

with ev’ry crispy, salty taste.

The invention of Potato Chips

transformed the world forever…

a masterpiece of eatery…

a truly great endeavor.