The Aardvark and the Zebra

The Aardvark and the Zebra

make a most unlikely pair.

In fact, to think about it,

they’re a blt hard  to compare.

The  Aardvark is lethargic.

He’s an unattractive beast.

His anti-social habits

don’t endear him in the least.

The Zebra is a beauty,

fast and fluid on his feet,

drawing looks of admiration

from each one he gets to meet.

You’d think, among the animals,

the Zebra would be first,

and somewhere down the lineup

sluggish Aardvark would be worst.

But in the world of alphabets,

of letters and of books,

reality is diff’rent.

It is not the way it looks.

Aardvark is a creature

that the Zebra should have passed,

but alphabet makes Aardvark first.

The Zebra’s always last.

4 thoughts on “The Aardvark and the Zebra”

    1. It is clever! It reminds me of Walt Kelly’s Songs of the Pogo. I shall shamelessly plagiarize from the inside cover of his book by that name:

      This blog contains words suitable for any occasion–birthdays, clandestine trysts, medical checkups, elevator rides, evenings at the public library, police raids, paying last years bills…

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