2029 Executive Order Number One:

Chore exemption for seniors

I’m in the race for President.

I’m asking for your Vote!

My platform only has one plank.

I hope you’ll take due note.

To reach the age of sixty-five,

we’ve done chores long as we’re alive.

We’ve washed the dishes, mopped the floors,

cleaned up the sink and other chores.       

We’ve bagged the garbage, mowed the lawn,

cleaned off the snow…and on and on.

Rotated tires. Changed the bed.

Checked engine light when it glowed red.

I say:  Enough!

It’s Time to Quit.

We’ve fin’ly had enough of it!

So take your pen and vote for me

and live the rest of life Chore Free!