Ode to Linda

We moved to the 100-Acre-Drive

and I looked for Winnie the Pooh!

— Looked all around!

— Not to be found!

—What was I to do?

So, I stopped in my tracks

and I did relax

with a moment of fun and laughter.

And we settled down

in this part of town

to live Happy Ever  After.

Google

Google knows the date and time.

She knows the month and year.

She’s never agitated.

She is always calm and clear.

When something doesn’t work for her,

she doesn’t storm and cry.

She simply says that she is not

connected with WiFi.

I want to be like Google–

cool and calm and never stressed.

If I could be like Google

 I could be my very best.