Wal Mart Ennis, Texas

I was standing in the Wal Mart self-check line.

Minding my business. Feeling fine.

When a check-out clerk accosted me.

She wanted to see some State ID.

I just looked blank. And I asked her why?

And didn’t pull my wallet out to comply.

She pointed.  “Right there, by your hand.

You’ve picked up items that are contraband.

In your shopping, you’ve chosen stuff

that you just can’t buy till you’re old enough.”

“What use is  Rain-X ‘cept cleaning glass?

Do kids get high on Sharpies in class?”

She shrugged, but didn’t explain to me.

She said:  “It’s Wal Mart’s policy.”

She looked at my hair, all snowy white, and said,

I guess it will be all right.”

So I took my stuff, went through the door,

and scratched my head as I left the store.

There’s a moral here that I don’t see.

The world is plain confusing to me.

Alaska Airlines Flight  415 SeaTac to DFW

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

“I’ve flown ‘bout forty million miles.

No, Sir,  The records higher.

Yes, the flights stay mostly calm,

But, sure….things can turn dire.

We’re trained in safety.

Don’t you worry.

You’ll be fine.

No fret. No flurry.

I push carts up and down the aisle.

I’m always friendly.  Show a smile.

I’ll pass you food and drink and then

I’ll pick your garbage up again.

I’ve served to folks both kind and testy.

Served to folks both nice and pesky.

I always offer folks a smile

and keep things friendly down the aisle.

I can’t remember where I’ve been

But, yes, I’d do it all again

Ev’ry job has little quirks,

but this one has some awesome perks.

When you get off the plane today

you’ll hear the words I always say.

No matter what you say or do

‘It’s been a pleasure serving you.’ ”