American Freedoms: The Freedom to Kill

The blood is running in the streets.

It’s Hunting Season on Man.

The killing’s been so steady…

it’ s hard to think when it began.

They kill at school.

They kill in a shop.

They kill a cop at

a traffic stop.

They kill in church.

They kill at work.

They kill the owner.

They kill the clerk.

They kill the shopper

or the passerby.

They kill to kill —

kill, so someone will die.

This is America….

what we’ve come to be.

A symbol for the world…

of Killing Liberty.

Genie in a Bottle

I found a genie in a bottle.

I named that genie Aristotle.

“Aristotle”, I said, “I’d like to see

a lot of change in the world round me.

I’d like more happy and

I’d like more health.

I’d like more comfort

and I’d like more wealth.

Let’s bring the world

some glad surprise and

put more beauty

into every one’s eyes.”

So now it’s up to

Aristotle.

I’ve put a lot of faith

in that genie in a bottle.

Indianapolis FedEx Shooting

We’ll run around and count the bodies.

We’ll bury those who’re dead.

“It’s our Noble Right to kill ourselves,”

the NRA spokesman said.

Lib’rals run around and spout:

“We can’t have any more deaths.”

They might as well sit quiet.

They might as well save their breaths.

We leave our homes each morning –

head to work, or school, or fun ==

And somewhere in America,

another shooter loads his gun.

Ballad of the Suez Canal: Verse Four

Cargo ships are moving

on the Suez Canal.

But, things are getting testy, and

I’m telling you, Pal,

that Someone made a Boo Boo,

and Someone has to Pay.

The Port Authority is clear:

That “Someone” isn’t They.

They’re sending bills …

Yikes!  Yowie!!  Yes, Sirree…

it cost almost a billion bucks

to set that big ship free.

Nine hundred million dollars to

correct that big mistake…

If I had to pay it,

it would make my stomach ache.

So the story isn’t over, and

I’m telling you, Pal,

it costs a lot of money

for the Suez Canal.