Headline: “Florida Woman Wins Powerball”

I didn’t win the lott’ry

so I guess I’ll do my chores.

I’ll wash up the breakfast dishes and

I’ll sweep up all the floors.

I’ll make the bed and pick up stuff and

to show I’m not a quitter,

I’ll go downstairs and face the task

of cleaning up kitty litter.

And when the house is all cleaned up

I’ll recognize with sorrow

that every thing that I just did

must be done again tomorrow.

Ballad of the Suez Canal: Verse Two

A ship is still stuck

in the Suez Canal.

It’s blocking all traffic.

I’m telling you, Pal,

that finding an answer’s

not easy or quick, and

getting the ship loose will

be quite a trick.

The thinkers are thinking.

The dredgers are dredging.

The ship is still stuck.

It took quite a wedging.

It’s a tale for the Ages.

I’m telling you, Pal,

‘bout the ship that got stuck

in the Suez Canal.