Captive of the Virus

I’m a captive of the Virus.

I’m confined to house and home.

I stay close to my front doorstep

and my feet no longer roam.

Lunch and coffee with my friends

are just a distant memory.

And there is no change a’ coming

for as far as I can see.

But I’m busy every minute.

I am always working hard.

There’s no end to boring housework.

There’s always work out in the yard.

Robo Call Harassment

The Robos are all calling.

I’m afraid to leave my door.

They say:  The Sky is Falling!

My whole world is Safe No More!

The Sheriff’s men are on their way!

I’m about to lose my Credit!

The IRS has garnished me!

Oh, Woe!  They’ve surely said it!

They want my credit cards, my checks,

my password and PIN number.

Their demands pound in so ceaselessly

I feel my brain go numb-er.

I must share with them my assets.

I must send them all my cash.

I must reveal my secret numbers

that lay bare my hidden stash!

There ought to be a Stop to This.

There Ought to Be a Law!

(I especially hate the middle aged men

who plaintively say,  “Grandma?”)

There has to be a way to end

harassment via phone.

Avast, Ye Hearty Varmints!

Just Leave MY Phone Alone!